One, two, three, four - one, two, three
The human race can best be served
By all the things the surgeons learned
Like cigarettes will tax your wealth
And surgery's worse for your health
Surgery!
Surgery!
Surgery!
Raise the children, when they've problems
Medically we will control them
Surgically it will fulfill us
Surgery until it k**s us
Surgery!
Surgery!
Surgery!
Surgery
Will be the way to save humanity
Here in this land of opportunity
Surgery will set us free
There can be no peace
Here in the promised land
Until the hand of surgery
Is drenched in the blood of its enemies
Surgery!
Surgery!
Surgery!
Surgery!
Surgery!
Surgery!
Surgery!