[MC Breed talking]
Hey check this out Short, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah you down here in Oakland, you know what I'm saying?
And I'm all up in Michigan, you know what I'm talking about? I need
To get up on my pimpin', you know what I'm talking 'bout? I need to be
A player nowadays you know what I'm saying? n***as need to know how
To play these hoes you know what I'm saying? On the strength, why don't you put me up on that pimpin' sh**?
[Verse 1: Too $hort]
I do it like the best of the greatest, not the worst
Like welfare day, can't stop the first of the month
Can't stop Short Dawg neither
Got a good ho n***as sure better keep her
'Cause I'm on the prowl, all the time
Tryin' knock every b**h so they all be mine
And I ain't never, ever gone change my ways
Drop a few lines, leave a b**h in a daze
Have her homegirls wonderin' what she do
f**ed around and gave me that p**y too
I be doin' this sh** on a regular basis
Got b**hes everywhere in all kind of places
I can pull out my little black phone book
Flip every last page take a long look
Than pull out a b**h, like a rabbit out a hat
n***a if I want, I can have it like that
f** two or three b**hes at the same time
Grab the microphone sing my rhyme
About them same three b**hes that f**ed me good
Us n***as gotta do what the f** we should when we want to
I might pa** it
So get bu*t naked, shake that a** b**h
I'm 'bout as real as the stones in my diamond rings
You can hate my guts, but I'm gone do these things, b**h
[MC Breed and (Too Short) talking]
Like that Short? Uhh, can't take shorts just 'cause your name Short
Matter fact I'ma quit taking shorts man
(Spit a little game to em Breed)
[Verse 2: MC Breed]
Ahhh why have a nine, when I can have a ten?
If she ain't Lickin' up the nuts, while I'm gone holler at her friend
b**h, ain't no time for me to teach her
Rather have an everyday ho, that umm knows how to treat a n***a
Thinkin' if she ain't lickin me up
I'm givin' her to Short, 'cause he don't give a f**
Do yourself a favor and quit callin' my house
If you really don't want this n***a to put this dick in your mouth
Umm, have you seen my b**h?
I ain't seen her, but if I do she gets dick
That's what I'm givin' her just like that
To the front and back, nothing but the bozack
The second she get lonely, feelin' she can get her money
And she run to f** her own ignorant homey
You a lost 'cause, yellin' pause when they drop the draws
It's entrapment, have yo n***a breakin' n***a laws
But it ain't a matter of mentality, it's reality
Open your eyes, realize b**hes ain't nothin' but a causality
But a factor to a n***a wanting f**in' time
She's just an everyday, don't wanna catch her f**in' mine
b**h ain't mine, so I thought you knew this
b**h this is how I do this
[Mc Breed talking]
Short I know you ain't done explaining, you know what I'm saying?
Pimpin' is an all american sport, you know what I'm saying? A lotta
People and got that down pat yet but uh why don't you explain it out for em
[Verse 3: Too $hort]
You can call eight ball in the corner when you shootin' pool
But when you play the game of life, ain't no stupid rules
Gotta go for yours at all times
'Cause if you don't, n***a yours will be mine
And I won't go to bed early, won't sleep too late
And I'll never take a punk a** b**h on a date
They say Too Short baby why you talk so bad?
Just a player a** n***a and that's all I rap about
b**hes, hoes and all that sh**
She got my number, if she beep me I might call the b**h
And go diggin' in them guts like a gardener
If she starts screamin', I'm gone f** the ho harder
Just havin' fun with the b**h, as she sprung on my dick
Guess I'll pull it out and just cum on the b**h
And from New Year's Day to New Year's Eve
And everyday in between I will do these things, I don't stop b**h
[Mc Breed talking]
Hahahaha, that n***a Short, uh uh yeah uh
[Verse 4: MC Breed]
I like to go to the club mix and mingle
n***a plays his dick like a 12 inch single
Yeah, so what you b**hes wanna do?
Step to me you gots to do my crew, first
When I rehearse I change rearrange
My mentality will bring you to reality
You on me like cologne 'til now
I feel it's time for us to bone
So I look and pimp the background
Look, listen put the b**h on lock down
Yeah you hangin' out with me tonight
Every things alright, but a n***a wanna fight
Damn, that's a real player hater for ya
f** it, I'll be waitin' for ya
[Verse 5: Father Dom]
I'm droppin' lines like a motherf**in' pimp at this sh**
I'm gettin' hoes out they clothes 'cause I'm good at this sh**
They callin' me the p**y jammer 'cause I'm breakin' hoes off
See I'm paid to be boss, I'm kickin' back at no cost
Never slackin', just mackin', money stackin' that's my motto
With so much game they want to play me like the lotto
Tip the bottle, now I'm drunk as a skunk
High off the dank, but I can't front
See I'm never being senile
See I'm smooth as a nail on a fingernail file
Keepin' it wild, but in the meanwhile we the coolest
Sure enough this how we do this
[Verse 6: 2Pac]
I'm fingerf**in' with my diamonds
Now peep a n***a climbin' the charts
Ain't no fear in my heart, I represent it from the start
Indeed, my momma raised me as a G from birth
Be a hustler motherf**er 'til I sees my hearse
No doubt, I bust a shot for all my n***as in jail
All the young black males, that gotta slang yayo
'Cause it's a hard life n***a only thugs survive
Ain't no love, unless a n***a slangin' d** or high
Conversations with these b**hes on my mobile
Always in control and never let these b**hes know you
And even though I'm gettin' high, a thug n***a gettin' by
Catchin' b**hes spittin' lies, I'm gettin' mine
All day, I puff a blunt and parlay and sometimes if we party
Gettin my dick licked twice
And d**h to a trick's life, we can pursue this 'til my sh**'s right
Went from havin' fantasies, to havin' hoes leave they man for me
There is no realer man than me
The city of Oaktown laced me with my first case
When them punk police tried to break me
Didn't think the sh** was cute, so I got a lawsuit
And made them punk police buy my Coupe
This is how we do this