I'm in love with the Senator's daughter
And she's in love with me
I call her on the hotline
And she says she's mine all mine
I love it when she says that stuff
It makes me feel kinda manly and tough
So I wonder if I oughta
Ask the Senator's daughter
If she'll marry me
And make me oh so happy!
I don't mind if I tell you this
She's what I've been waiting for
I remember when I first kissed her
And she replied "I love you mister"
I love it when she says those things
My heart revolves and my eyeballs sting
So I wonder if I oughta
Ask the Senator's daughter
If she'll marry me
And make me oh so happy!
I lose control when she's around
I walk on the ceiling and my head hits the ground
I feel like adrift in the Channel
When she says I'm a political animal
I love it when she talks like that
She makes me feel like a Democrat
So I wonder if I oughta
Ask the Senator's daughter
If she'll marry me
And make me oh so happy!
I'm in love with the senator's money
But he won't give me none
He says it's really not his fault
'cos it's stuck inside a Fort Knox vault
Oh I love it when he tells those lies
I'll get it all when the old man dies
So I wonder if I oughta
Ask the Senator's daughter
If she'll marry me
And make me oh so wealthy!