[Verse 1 - Famous Kels]
The King is here, the rap game has shifted
Wasn't born on Christmas but they say that I'm gifted
10 Minutes with your lady and she'll swear to God I'm gifted
Mind twisted feeling like I lost brain cells
They call me rapper slash s** symbol, s** sells
I'm smooth on your chick like your favorite shower gel
I flip syllables, unmasked and unk**able
Famous Kels in the game puts Pac to shame
Match my sk**s to the game brought fame to my name
My name is printed on your favorite, favorite, favorite magazine
If hiphop is dead I'm the new vaccine
Uneducated fools don't even know what I mean
I swear L.O.K. promise was more than a dream
Or was he just seating back mad just blowing off steam
Cause my main b**h and my side b**h and her best friend we a team
While alcohol and weed smoke is in her blood stream
Your girl come at me like a hype that might bite
She said your dick real little, its just not the right height
I told your b**h to obey her thirst like sprite
Download my dick, that's 300 mega bytes
So many cats are popin like they pissing in the wind
My flow is so holy they had to brand it as sin
I'll slap you in your face like two dicks in your b**h face
When I come your eyes water, I sting like mace
Your about as hard as prince wearing purple
My flow is wetter than lesbians f**ing while there fertile
Your head is in a shell you remind me of a turtle
Call me bugs bunny man I'll leap you like a hurtle
Why the f** would you want a boyfriend, when broke n***as come like a two year fashion trend
n***as dumb playing play station all day, while your b**h with me 50 shades of grey
Don't you dumb f**s get it, 50 shades of grey, if you don't get it, its all good
We been s**ting all day
I got her p**y hot and bothered I speak she obey
I call her chevy head, she give me head all day
And if I remember right it was on a Wednesday
sh**, I don't know it was one of those week days
She asked me to take her with me to the UK
She love when I f**, She love when I do 4 play
Her n***a call crying saying baby ok, I promise I'll do much better what you say I'll obey
While she giving me head she say, baby ok, I'll be home to talk about it early morning on Sunday
What that n***a don't know is that b**h still ain't left