[Intro] I got troubled thoughts And the self-esteem to match What a catch, what a catch [Verse 1] You'll never catch us So just let me be Said I'll be fine Till the hospital or American emba**y Miss Flack said I still want you back Yeah, Miss Flack said I still want you back [Chorus] I got troubled thoughts And the self-esteem to match What a catch, what a catch And all I can think of Is the way I'm the one Who charmed the one Who gave up on you[x2] [Verse 2] They say the captain Goes down with the ship So, when the world ends Will God go down with it? Miss Flack said I still want you back Yeah, Miss Flack said I still want you back [Chorus] [Bridge] What a catch[x4] [Interlude: Elvis Costello] I will never end up like him Behind my back, I already am Keep a calendar This way you will always know [Chorus] [Interlude: Gabe Saporta]
Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman Maybe he won't find out what I know You were the last good thing [Interlude: Travis McCoy] We're going down, down in an earlier round And sugar, we're goin' down swinging [Interlude: Brendon Urie] Dance, dance, we're falling apart to halftime Dance, dance, and these are the lives you'd love to lead Dance, this is the way they'd love If they knew how misery loved me [Interlude: Doug Does] This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race [Interlude: Alex DeLeon] One night and one more time Thanks for the memories Even though they weren't so great He tastes like you, only sweeter [Interlude: William Beckett] Growing up, growing up [Outro] I got troubled thoughts And the self-esteem to match What a catch, what a catch