I'm going to heaven
And you're going to hell
Condemned for all eternity
For the mistakes you've made
Remember that time
You stole that money
When you broke in that window
How about that Friday night
Or all those Sunday mornings
When you didn't go to church
That's why
I'm going to heaven
And you're going to hell
Condemned for all eternity
For the mistakes you've made
I can't tell you what heaven's like
And I don't know much about hell
I know hell is like a nightmare
And heaven's just a dream
(Do do dee dee doo)
I'm going to heaven
And you're going to hell. (Go to hell!)
Condemned for all eternity
For the mistakes you've made