Scratched his head, then pulled his ear
Reached out for a gla** of beer
Ricky's hand [Repeat: x1] From the pocket it pulled five pound
Ricky bought another round
Ricky's hand [Repeat: x1] In the dark it found his zip
Wiped his mouth when he was sick
Ricky's hand [Repeat: x3] Six pints later he waved goodbye
Picked his nose and squashed a fly
Ricky's hand [Repeat: x1] Slamming the door it grasped the wheel
Now Ricky's full of man appeal
Ricky's hand [Repeat: x1] Ricky contravened the highway code
The hand lies severed at the side of the road
Ricky's hand [Repeat: x3]