{Narrator}
Well, the purpose of a party is to have fun together
And a successful party needs planning and skill
Here we are again
On a scale from one up to ten
How'd you rate this band and all I'm sending you?
Somewhere down below
Probably less than zero
This is where your comprehension's failing you
This music was supposed to scare
This music was supposed to scare
This music was supposed to scare
This music was supposed to scare
Halfway you were there
This racket's more than you can bare
We'll go on and on and on and on and on and on and on