I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pa** me another beer
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i take a piss
Our prime minister s**s dogsh** through his nose
His ex-wife gets brown showers from Mick Jagger
The only reason we live in f*cking igloos
Is our government makes a living licking sh** holes
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pa** me another welfare check
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i go out and ca it
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pa** me another eskimo
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i f*ck her up the a** hole