[Verse 1]
I turned thirteen, I can keep company
He comes over and sits with me
We watch movies, go online
Unrestricted parental guidance
Everyday, that's how we be
Had all his attention on me
'Til my pops got me that new Playstation 3 and a twenty-inch flat HD
[Refrain]
That's why I, I hate Madden
That's why I, I hate Madden
[Chorus]
Cause that joystick messed around and took my boyfriend
Them games be making me so sick, cause I can't compete
It's either me or that TV
Put down that joystick
Messed around and took my boyfriend
Them games be making me so sick, cause I can't compete
He don't come just to see me
[Refrain]
That's why I, I hate Madden
That's why I, I hate Madden, oh
[Verse 2]
I was cool, we'd share it at first, you know
Now I'm taking this personal
Hands on my hip, mugging, neck rolling, snatched the controller, game over
He was cool but he flipped on me
Now, I see how it's gon' be
Tried to act up, pulled his card like a school ID
Made him bounce, he don't really want me
[Refrain]
That's why I, I hate Madden
That's why I, I hate Madden
[Chorus]
Cause that joystick messed around and took my boyfriend
Them games be making me so sick, cause I can't compete
It's either me or that TV
Put down that joystick
Messed around and took my boyfriend
Them games be making me so sick, cause I can't compete
He don't come just to see me
[Refrain]
That's why I, I hate Madden
That's why I, I hate Madden, oh
[Bridge]
Mr. "No Good, Video Game Addicted"
The type that I should've known not to mess with
Told me, I had his heart, his number one chick
(Now it's over)
So he couldn't have been that committed
It's like I wasn't even in the room
He was all up in that "tick, tick, boom"
How you 'gon worry 'bout first and ten?
All I'm saying, you really should have put this ten first
[Chorus]
Cause that joystick messed around and took my boyfriend
Them games be making me so sick, cause I can't compete
It's either me or that TV
Put down that joystick
Messed around and took my boyfriend
Them games be making me so sick, cause I can't compete
He don't come just to see me
[Refrain]
That's why I, I hate Madden
That's why I, I hate Madden, oh