You're a b**h, you switched
You constantly changed, every day you were stranger
Monday – fun day, Tuesday – booze day
Wednesday slagging me off to your friends-day
Thursday, oy, f** Thursday
Called me up broke it to me in the worse way
Firstlay, that's it, no more Nice Guy
Come Back Crawling More Than Twice Guy
Pissed, in ever-y, sense of the word
I'm a sip another bevvie, all alone like a nerd
I've found a new love we're meeting later
Getting dropped off by a mate of a mate and
Her names Mandy, comes in handy
She nicer than you caue she never ever spiteful
Utterly delightful, getting in a zone
We ain't going home cause we're out for the weekend
She won't say where we gonna go
And I do not need to know
No No
Cause it's just me and Mandy
We sit there looking at the Thames
Couldn't give a f** about our old friends
No
Cause it's just me and Mandy
So, where we gonna go?
I know a few spots down in old Soho
We could go KoKo or Commercial Rd
Or reach to Kings Cross, look I don't give a toss
It's just me and you, girl lead the way
Let's seize the day, there's no need to say
Where we gonna end up cause I don't give a f**
About life right now, cause I liked that cow
She lied and I nearly went and wifed that cow
Not right, anyhow, gonna wipe my brow
Get down to business, get her out my head
If I focus my mind she'll be gone by Christmas
Now I got some brand new crystal mistress
Mandy, trust, you been on my wish list
Let me ave a little, argh, you taste like sh**
In 20 minutes time it'll all be worth it
She won't say where we gonna go
And I do not need to know
No No
Cause it's just me and Mandy
We sit there looking at the Thames
Couldn't give a f** about our old friends
No
Cause it's just me and Mandy
She won't say where we gonna go
And I do not need to know - No No No No
Argh, I'm buzzing off your chemicals
Generally speakin my head and not my genitals
Eyes wide open, heart on a rush-ting
Where I wanna be cause at lunch I was suffering
Sitting on the bus and then tussling with facts
Now I couldn't give a sh** cause my skulls reshuffling
Must have been Mandy, must have been you
I can't string a sentence must have been you
I'm all spaced out now must have been you
The moment I met ya, loved the adventure
Right to the center the problems gone
Not sure if it's paradise, lies or dementia
Glad that we met you were good for the night
Been the best 12 hours of the last 6 months
She won't say where we gonna go
And I do not need to know
No No
Cause it's just me and Mandy
We sit there looking at the Thames
Couldn't give a f** about our old friends
No
Cause it's just me and Mandy
'Out me nut, out me nut'
'Out me nut, out me nut'
'Out me nut, out me nut'
'Out of my – nut! '
She won't say where we gonna go
And I do not need to know
No No
Cause it's just me and Mandy
We sit there looking at the Thames
Couldn't give a f** about our old friends
No
Cause it's just me and Mandy