Well, I got into a fight once with this guy
His name is Adam something and I'll tell you why, oh yeah
He said he listened to Hootie all goddamn day
He thinks he's cool
And he calls me gay (that's not very nice)
I hate Hootie and the Blowfish
I hate Hootie and the Blowfish
I hate Hootie and the Blowfish
I hate Hootie and the Blowfish
I don't care how many records you've sold
Or what single of yours has just gone gold, oh yeah
I care about one thing and this is it....
That band Hootie is just a pile of sh**
I hate Hootie and the Blowfish
I hate Hootie and the Blowfish
I hate Hootie and the Blowfish
I hate Hootie and the Blowfish
I hate them, I think that they really s**
If they came to my house I'd lock the door
Actually I'd open up the door, just so I could cut off their stupid heads
Then I guess, I'd have to saw off their arms
Just so they could never play guitar
I think that they really really really really s**
Oh no...no no no!