Daddy's a mother f**er
& mummy turns tricks
Your sister is a brother
& your brother's s**in' DICKS
I'm walkin' on the
Railroad tracks
Your sister had the blueballs
Your daddy had the pox
Your mummy had the singles
All around her bloody co*k
I'm walking on the
Railroad tracks.
This is a letter
To the censors
Ooh
Wapadoo wapadoo
Wapadoo Hoohoo!
Wapadoo Hoohoo!
Your father is a panzy
Your mother was no cherry
Oh lord how could it be
Such a beautiful baby?
Your daddy's way to the top
Such a pratical cop
Your mummy was a stoolie
One day she'll be shot
You're walkin' on the
RAILROAD TRACKS
I'm walkin' on the
Railroad tracks