When I'm at a crossroads
And I don't know what path to take
I normally phone a couple of people
Before I make a mistake
You can be proud and headstrong
But it's probably best to check
That you're not about to go wrong
Got myself in a fix again
Now I need all my friends
Sometimes they might get called late
As it takes a long time to procrastinate
"Hello, it's Eddie, there's some stuff I need help with
Can you advise me? I've made a list"
Sometimes I'm not so wise
I make mistakes, I make them twice
I'm ready to admit, occasionally
I'm not the person who knows what's best for me
I should form some sort of committee
Of people to guide me through life safely
To help me navigate
Through all of my stupid mistakes
If I was stuck, I'd have no problem at all
Getting them together for a conference call
Singing "Let's have a vote and come to a consensus"
Can you help me make some sense of this?
Sometimes I'm not so wise
I make mistakes, I make them twice
I'm ready to admit, occasionally
I need to show a bit of humility
Sometimes I'm not so wise
I make mistakes, I make them twice
I'm ready to admit, occasionally
I'm not the person who knows what's best for me
"What's the decision, Dyan?"
"I can't decide, I'm not qualified"
"Let's have a vote and come to a consensus"
Can you help me make some sense of this?
"Let's have a vote and come to a consensus"
Can you help me make some sense of this?
Sometimes I'm not so wise
I make mistakes, I make them twice
I'm ready to admit, occasionally
I need to show a bit of humility
Sometimes I'm not so wise
I make mistakes, I make them twice
I'm ready to admit, occasionally
I'm not the person who knows what's best for me