I am a very important person.
I've acquired a genetically altered handshake capable of speeds up to 30 mph.
Hair arranged by the most advanced landscape surveillance operators our
Company can afford.
I have a very expensive pen.
I use big words quite often in substitution for semantically equivalent words.
I attribute this success to my professional demeanor and my strong stock
Portfolio.
Though it may not appear so, I am quite comfortable in my surroundings.
I have everything, let me show you around.
Smile you f**er, it's not often you get this chance.
Love is just an exchangeof corporate documents.
I've reviewed your rapport and I feel you're a prospect for mechanical
Salvation.
This is a joint venture that will be mutually advantageous to both parties
Involved.
Technically this is just a business merger.
A consolidation of liquid a**ets.
We are respectively geared towards customer service.
There is a great possibility for corporate sponsorship if you're willing,
I am sure we could synchronize agendas.
Swift, and efficient satisfaction.
Through innovative planning,
We could form a strong strategic partnership capable of overcoming sensitive
And adverse predicaments which will be discussed at the next goals a**essment
Meeting.
Promotion possibility and additional benefits are diagrammed in my
Preliminary objective outline.
Raises are granted based on performance.