yonder comes willy he's a pa**in on a hill he don't dress nice but he drives straight to k** CHORUS:
Burma Shave, Burma Shave
Burma Shave, Burma Shave
I bet I've seen a million roads
Of them little red bow-legged signs up & down the line
Come on, come on & get it, get it Pappy ain't a smart, he ain't but a-quizzin'
But with one thing he knows how to keep 'em all his (chorus)
(instrumental) Way down yonder by the forks of the branch
The old sow whistles & the little pigs dance (chorus)
(instrumental) Roses are red, violets are blue
You chase me & I'll catch you (chorus