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Facebug report No. ??1.
[1]
Broken link between ([promote] link under the picture in timeline) and PayPal.
- But on MasterCard is everything OK. Miraculously.
— That could be called “favouring” (privileging) at U.S. courts.
— Because I already used this UseCase today ones I (know/think) that in this very moment WILL exist “physical evidence” of this very event “created” in the future. That's not funny!
—- And you obviously cannot call data in some digital computer log “physical evidence”.
[2]
If you want to “catch” area with links [About] .. [Help] in bottom of your time/line you simply cannot do that. I'm like your comic hero Flash on my mouse and I spent whole 5 (!) minutes to get that “sk**”. Nope. Every-time I get there in my Chrome just instantly (!) reloads more events from the past.
This is a bug or a feature?
[3]
You cannot add yourself to more [admin roles].
- Which means you cannot be: (manager, moderator, content creator, advertiser and insights an*lyst at ones) in YOUR OWN company. On a Facebook.
— So you are basically telling all people: “you can have ONE role and that's IT”?
—- ALL (!) Women can think, talk, drink, iron clothes and watch movies in a same TIME. You can learn that too!
—— It's called multi-something.
— To over-ride this I HAVE to make 4 NEW fake e-mail addresses?
Are you Serious?
'Coz I am Procyon!
Nice to meet you.
WTF?!
[4]
English language errors in “sk** names” in [5]: like ????????? (NOW you do your job, or delegate)
- And for some “sk**s” there is even no way how to add them.
— like “Accuracy” / meaning: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accuracy_and_precision
— or “Fun” / meaning: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fun
— etc.
—- or “Sk**” / meaning: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sk**
[5]
You cannot link any (I would like to use Wiki) page to text in “About you” section of “About” screen. “Ab…”
- Meaning: you are not able to prepare other people to be able to communicate with you before it could happen.
— Meaning of “other people”: people you randomly meet in public places where you go to meet your “friends”.
—- To understand what “friend” means: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friendship
—— I can go on for a loooooooong time with this.
—- What about “greatfulness”? http://oh.f??k.me/page_does_not_exist_on_wikipedia.org
[6]
The only way how to pre-order (Facebook is free. Good things are for money.) new functions is to promote (by money) COPY of personal message to the owner of the Facebook company as event on your time/line (readable for all your “friends”) to have (“REAL time/stamp” = ???) of “reality”.
- WHAT THE pHUCK?
— I have to compromise myself to get something NEW?
—- And I obviously even have to find some (!) way to (hack the system that is for free) to have things DONE?
—— And you need… go to [1].4
[7]
You are able to press (bu*ton [Share] under time/line-post-comments section) forever!!!
- Infinite loop, yay!
[8]
You cannot comment your own (or anybody else's) message in YOUR OWN “inbox”.
- I'm not quite sure if YOU know what (“in” AND “box”) means.
- Which means: you cannot make notes on “already existing digitalized (!) data/text/.. with time/stamp” (that always could be POSSIBLY faked by somebody else; both data and time/stamp).
- The name “Face-book” does not make any SENCE even. You CAN write to books. With a pencil! And you can reverse the process afterwards. Empty book costs about 2 bucks (in YOUR funny currency).
WELCOME back to the 1? century!
[9]
I really (!!!) WISH second, third,.. “time/line” to be able to (“comment” events in my life revealed from my memory from perspective of actual time/space (continuum?)).
- The only way to be able to (“record” your “thoughts” and sort them) by an*log way is to have multiple diaries.
— Now IMAGINE that you are talking to someone. In that very moment you have to process OUR OWN thoughts and any possible meanings or relevances of ALL “audio input” in a same TIME.
—- And you want to record that also. Go back 2 steps.
—— And I WANT it secure - that the only person able to read it (after the record is made) is me. It's called “privacy”.
——- I'm REALLY not sure if you could underStANd.
——— And I have bad MEMORY .
[10]
You cannot… go to [9].6
[11]
You cannot add your “friend” as a (“moderator” - to be able “to moderate”) the only time/line/log you have.
- UseCase: to be able to consult “your personal experience with the world” with somebody else in “private”.
— Of course with some adjustable permissions/settings based on (“physical evidence” of “reciprocal agreement”).
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moderate
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_evidence
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Privacy
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reciprocal_agreement
—- Go to [1].4;[4]
- “friend”: go to [5].3
[12]
It is very irritating to see promoted/shared status in the time/line more then ONCE.
- Very.
[13]
There is NO NORMAL WAY how to promote/boost status from your personal page.
—-
If you are asking yourself (and yes, you clearly are) why I am doing [IT] this way?
Reasonable reasons are:
I would LIKE to know opinions from experts in MY field.
The only way how to do IT in this moment is this way.
- You know, just like Nike slogan: “Just do !T”.
I'm not quite sure what term “time/line” REALLY means.
I don't want to WAIT.
I already have nothing to loose.
And main reason is:
One does not simply message Mark Zuckerberg (it is not POSSIBLE):
"If you want Facebook 3.2 make a trip to Prague for a excellent coffee. I would even pay."
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