[LUIS CARRUTHERS, spoken]
Holy sh**.
[LUIS CARRUTHERS]
Magnificent...
[CRAIG MCDERMOTT]
Impressive...
[DAVID VAN PATTEN]
So thick...
[TIMOTHY PRICE]
And yet so light.
[LUIS CARRUTHERS]
The lettering
[PAUL OWEN]
Romalian.
[CRAIG MCDERMOTT]
The stock?
[PAUL OWEN]
It's eggshell white.
Don't take chances in the game; it matters what you've drawn.
The question's not what's in a name, but what it's printed on.
[ALL]
Oh, baby baby,
You're such a card.
You make it look oh-so-easy
When I know it's f**in' hard.
Oh, baby baby,
This can't be right.
How I love your surfaces
How I love your tie
[PAUL OWEN]
The impression that you make
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
He thinks that I'm a fake.
[PAUL OWEN]
Is always in your hands.
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
Does he know who I am?
[PAUL OWEN]
Either Constantia
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
He says "nice to see ya"
[PAUL OWEN]
Or Comic Sans.
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
But doesn't shake my hand.
[PAUL OWEN]
In the corporate coliseum
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
Everyone that he meets...
[PAUL OWEN]
The crowd calls for a showman.
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
They want to get to know him.
[PAUL OWEN]
My font,
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
He's cut from...
[PAUL OWEN]
Imperial,
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
Nice material...
[PAUL OWEN]
Yours, Times New Roman.
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
I ain't no Willy Loman.
[ALL]
Oh, baby baby,
It's really not that hard.
You'll find that when you get it right,
A deal's made with a card.
Oh, baby baby,
You're such a card.
You make it look oh-so-easy
When I know it's f**in' hard.
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
Oh, baby baby,
I'll concede the game.
You played your hand well today,
But soon you'll know my name