If you ain't special, baby, Then everything's the same. Oh, if you ain't special, momma, Then everything's the same. For the way you made me feel, You'd make any fool a man. I was riding home one morning After kissing you goodnight, Feeling like an ancient warrior Waltzing from the fight. Singing woo wee, You should see the other guy.
For if he ain't got you, woman, He ain't done nothin' right. If you ain't special, then everything's the same. I know I only met you yesterday, I know I ain't got no clue. I know I'm probably believing, babe, In nothing, nothing but your silly hairdo. But I do believe I know a thing or two about a woman, And that's exactly what I call you.