You know the scene we be dancin' all night
Your dick's gettin' hard and my p**y's tight
Pull me to the bathroom and you're teasin' me
But I wanna go home so you could be pleasin' me
It's getting hot, you're ready to go
Say goodbye, head out the door
DJ says, "Stay one more song"
Gives you more f**ing tickets to get your drink on
You go back to the bar
Start pounding old e
Should be home by now
Should be pounding me
Don't get too drunk to f** tonight
(You've got to get it up)
Don't get too drunk to f** tonight
(If you want to get it in)
Don't get too drunk to f** tonight
We get home, I get hot
You pa** out, s**s a lot!
Way to go sh**head, you did it again
Now I'm stuck with my fingers and a ballpoint pen
Talked a lot of sh**, acted like a pimp
But I come home with you and what? It's limp?
Drinking Mickey's, St.ides, High life, Corona
What good is it if you can't pop a bo*er?
I don't care if you can't come
But it better be hard until I'm done
I wanted hot beef
(I got a cold noodle)
I wanted slap and tickle
(But I got a flapdoodle!)
Don't get too drunk to f** tonight
(You've got to get it up)
Don't get too drunk to f** tonight
(If you want to get it in)
Don't get too drunk to f** tonight
We get home, I get hot
You pa** out, s**s a lot!
I like to party, like to get f**ed up
But I'd rather spend the night face down a** up
Let's leave while your weenie's still working
'Cause I don't wanna spend the whole night jerkin'
Spill your drink on me and you're covered in sweat
Boy, that ain't the way to get me wet
Don't come to my house to puke in my toilet
Don't sleep in my bed just to soil it
Don't pa** out goin' down on me
(Or I'll wake you up with a mouthful of pee)
Don't get too drunk to f** tonight
(You've got to get it up)
Don't get too drunk to f** tonight
(If you want to get it in)
Don't get too drunk to f** tonight
We get home, I get hot
You pa** out, s**s a lot!
Don't get too drunk to f** tonight
(You've got to get it up)
Don't get too drunk to f** tonight
(If you want to get it in)
Don't get too drunk to f** tonight
We get home, I get hot
You pa** out, s**s a lot!
Wake up!
This s**s...