Let's get this funeral party started right here We're gonna conjure up a little fun You know you can't just trust just anyone These days are numbered singin' five, four, three, two, one So pack your bags you're leaving now honey just believe it you're done Done, done, done, done Lay her down to rest in your bloodstained party dress Say goodnight to all your guests Darling now forgive but not forget Here's to all your lies, say your last goodbyes Honey don't act so surprised Don't you realize that tonight's the night that you die Heartbreaks are your profession Now you're not keeping my attention Six feet just won't do, we'll have to dig a little deeper just for you Well, I've got your number and the countdown's just begun (Five, four, three, two, one) We're settling the score so leave your body at the door 'cause you're done
Done, done, done, done Lay her down to rest in your bloodstained party dress Say goodnight to all your guests Darling now forgive but not forget Here's to all your lies, say your last goodbyes Honey don't act so surprised Don't you realize that tonight's the night that you die It's your funeral party ladies and gentlemen, so let's have some fun k**, k**, k**! k**, k**, k**! I've got your number singing five four three two one Lay her down to rest in your bloodstained party dress Say goodnight to all your guests Darling now forgive but not forget Here's to all your lies, say your last goodbyes Honey don't act so surprised Don't you realize that tonight's the night that you die Yes you!