There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists
There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic
And have been since before I were born
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm
You don't have to be a six footer
You don't have to have a great brain
You don't have to have any clothes on
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came
Because
Every s**m is sacred
Every s**m is great
If a s**m is wasted
God gets quite irate
Every s**m is sacred
Every s**m is great
If a s**m is wasted
God gets quite irate
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay
For each s**m that can't be found
Every s**m is wanted
Every s**m is good
Every s**m is needed
In your neighborhood
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care
Every s**m is sacred
Every s**m is great
If a s**m is wasted
God gets quite irate
Every s**m is sacred
Every s**m is good
Every s**m is needed
In your neighborhood
Every s**m is useful
Every s**m is fine
God needs everybody's
Mine, and mine, and mine
Let the pagans spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill and plain
God shall strike them down for
Each s**m that's spilt in vain
Every s**m is sacred
Every s**m is good
Every s**m is needed
In your neighborhood
Every s**m is sacred
Every s**m is great
If a s**m is wasted
God gets quite irate