[Verse 1] Hala Maki Pop a shot of sake Knot up in my pocket rocking lots of dollars, swap meet Pesky Wayne Gretzky playing messy tonsil hockey With a prime-time dime so the bottle models' on me She likes the big words I use I'm looking down her shirt with a bird's eye-view Arthur Fonzarelli, cool nerd's IQ I don't act like a jerk yet I've heard I do Whoopsie daisy, two scoops of crazy Blue pitbull with rabies Bull sh** you could phase me, boom Boom tick caused the movement Maybe I remember last night but baby oooh it's hazy A blurred mix of a** slaps and mo-hawks Lured in like a Ba** Master Pro Shop Looking at my wrist, it's about half-past an old watch The more I learn, the more I know that I don't know squat [Pre-Hook] I'm the unpaid and infamous Played a thousand shows not a one made a difference Hmm, maybe I'm doing it wrong But you could find me at your local dive doing this song I'm like [Hook] The brand new Vans looking pristine You ain't never seen a bumy brother this clean Getting tipsy, off of whiskey You're old enough to go and buy us some whiskey Off the top-shelf neat slowly sipping With a sly smirk, showing off my chipped teeth Tipsy, off of whiskey You're old enough to go and buy us some whiskey [Verse 2] A boo do boop A wee da bop I'm scuffing up your coffee table with my feet on top Lee's the leader of a one-man-scene
Got props from every beach-blond bop Or groupie he "dat dat, dat" It's the golden era boy Um, they scared of a real man like body-hairanoia Man, me can't smoke the sensi, me gets paranoia Android from the future, I've been sent to destroy yah f** a milli-on I'm tryina be a thousandaire Play a couple shows at least a couple thousand miles from here Be that guy on stage that makes the people shout and stare And throw their f**ing hands up while I'm wildin' out up there But [Pre-Hook] I'm the unpaid and infamous Played a thousand shows not a one made a difference Hmm, maybe I'm doing it wrong But you could find me at your local dive doing this song I'm like [Hook] The brand new Vans looking pristine You ain't never seen a bumy brother this clean Getting tipsy, off of whiskey You're old enough to go and buy us some whiskey [Verse 3] Yeah, it's a life filled with lonely nights Even with some company, lovin', huggin', and holdin' tight Used to catch them back-hands, never had to scold me twice Raised a finicky cynic, oh so cold as ice Drinking Jamesons chasing it with an Orbras That Guinness stout Inverness out wasted on vacant sofas God's at the bottom of bottles, I'll drink 'til it's gone Find me at your local dive singing this song I'm like... [Outro] Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Buy us some whiskey [X2]