EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
JOAN OF ARC
VERSUS
MILEY CYRUS
BEGIN
Miley Cyrus;
Let me guess
you're here to hate
well you can stand in the
autograph line and wait
cause I'm all twerk
I got all day
to spit harsh words
in this French maid's face
you died a virgin girl
who you think you messin' with?
It's Miley Cyrus
I'm the hottest thing since Britney
b**h
I'm getting lifted
on that molly
get that party turned up
you're getting lifted on a stake
get that body burned up
had enough?
It's my habit
when I grab the mic I milk it
you could say this rap
is like my alter ego
cause i k**ed it
Joan of Arc:
Lord
forgive me for the words I speak
I know the voices of the angels
tell me turn the other cheek
but I'm about to rip Hannah Montana's
tongue out through her teeth
je suis la fille en feu
call me Katniss Everdeen
when it comes to bad b**hes
I'm the patron saint
but I only get down on my knees
when it's time to pray
I came to Frenchmen's aid
in their time of need
cause I'm the Maid of Orleans
you're the Mardi Gras beads honey
my father taught me things
your daddy couldn't teach ya
your highest calling
was a text from Wiz Khalifa
you gotta die for something Miley
just picture your epitaph
had the world watching
chose to show them all her flat a**
Miley Cyrus:
Sweet burn
no pun intended
you're a cross dressing peasant
betrayed by those you defended
but when I come
under fire I can
hashtag handle it
if God's in your corner
girl you need better management
Joan of Arc:
Do not take
the Lord's name in vain
you ratchet skank
your manager's riding you
to the achy breaky bank
be thankful for your talent
don't just rub it on your crotch
keep your party in the USA
Vive la France
WHO WON
WHO'S NEXT
YOU DECIDE
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RAP (EEEEEEEEPIIIIIIIIIIC)
BATTLES (EEEEEEEEEEEEPIIIIIIIIIIIIC)
OF HISTORY