Wright Bros:
We're the Wright Brothers,
and there can't be no other!
We don't wanna cause trouble,
are you looking for your lover?
Cause your princess is in our castle now!
Yeah, she's gone.
We stayed up all night-
Playing Donkey Kong.
Before us people only used to fly in balloons.
You think we'd be scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms?
You shoulda woulda come to lose an extra life.
So just Dudda Dudda Dudda back down in your pipe!
Mario Bros:
Mario: Itsa me, Mario!
Luigi: AND LUIGI MOTHA *ba-ding*
Mario: Why don't just get back back in your biplane and make out with each other.
Luigi: Look at these two! Their lives must have been horrible!
Mario: Two dorky dudes!
Luigi: Named Wilbur and Oriville!
Mario: You spent all your time on one machine?
Luigi: Sheesh!
Mario: If you wanted to fly, you shoulda just eaten this leaf!
Luigi: You should eat something anyway! Look at you, so skinny!
Mario: You may fly like a hawk-
Luigi: But you fight like a kitty!
Wright Bros:
We don't need to fight! We're the fathers of flight!
Representing North Carolina, Aright!
We'll be pressing all your bu*tons like we're the controller.
Conquer every level of your 2D scroller!
You talk allot of trash, but let me tell ya somthin'...
We're gonna beat you so fast, IT'S LIKE WE'RE HOLDING DOWN THE B-bu*tON!
Mario Bros:
Mario: We're saving an 8-bit fist!
Luigi: Made to order!
Mario: That will knock you off your own stupid quarters!
Both: Like POW! How ya like me now!
Mario: Spit flames out our mouths-
Both: Like our name was Bowser! You get pummeled! You wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel!
Luigi: We've been dropping Ba-bombs since we started this song!
Mario: Sorry Wright Brothers!
Both: This time you chose wrong!