Epic Rap Battle Parodies! Slender Man VS Enderman! Begin [Verse 1: Enderman] I see you've joined my server so get ready for pain Your white face and black suit have gone and played the wrong game I've had it with you, Slendy, stop, don't talk Watch me tear your woods a part, block by block I'll take Steve's Diamond Sword and chop off your arms You're just a statiky mess who doesn't cause harm My land is infinite, there's just a forest in your world Stop placing eight pages and come lick my Ender Pearls! [Verse 2: Slender Man] You fruity, glowing f*ggot, let me show you the ropes Come fight me in my lair, find my pages, wish for hope That you won't get bu*traped by flailing tentacles I'll crush you into pieces, turn you into minerals I'm making boys and girls piss themselves in fear All you can you is move a block over here I won't lick your Ender Pearls, I'll just rip them straight off You don't even need to exist, you damn ripoff! [Verse 3: Enderman] You're just dancing in your forest in formal attire
Wanna see real fear? Come step on this tripwire I'll take you down a Notch, don't tread in my biome I'll remove you, like Herobrine, cause this is my home! I got Zombies and Creepers and Dragons in my band You think you're tough as a diamond but I'll dig through you like sand Stop acting so brave, there's no need to pretend You've messed with me now, welcome to The End! [Verse 4: Slender Man] Water and Rain? Really? That's your biggest fear? No need to run when I can teleport anywhere near Your suit is just black latex mixed with fabric If you get in my face again, watch your screen static I'm as tough as a Diamond, you're just a dust particle I'll stand and watch you sleep from a very far mile Pack your little block of things, you're getting kicked out I'll Linda Blair your a**, show you what scary's all about! Who won? Who's next? You decide! EEEEEEEEEEEpic Rap Battle Parodies!