Man golf
What goes on at man golf?
Do they talk about you?
Do they talk about me?
Do they talk about all those man things?
Jock straps, mud flaps, aftershave
And bra snaps
Man golf
Do you strut while they putt?
Are they rating all our bu*ts?
This man golf stuff is driving me nuts
Do they talk about girls?
Do they talk about cars?
Are they really from Venus
Or maybe it was mars
Do they talk about hair?
Or do they even care
Man golf
I just gotta know
What goes on at man golf?