[Intro]
Cause some things just don't change
It's better when they stay the same
Although the whole world knows your name
So on a bigger stage they came to see you spit your game
Ooooohhhhhhh
It shouldn't be difficult to explain
Just why you came back again, you hate the fame
Love the game, cold as ice you remain
f** em' all, tell 'em all eat sh**, here we go again
So, god damn... is it that time again already
Haha, you don't look too happy to see me
f** man, don't everybody welcome me back at once
All right, f** ya'll then
[Verse 1]
You can get the dick, just call me the ba**sack, I'm nuts
Michael Vick in this b**h, dog fall back you mutts
f** your worms, you never seen such a sick puppy
f** it a sick duck, I want my duck sick mummy
And my nuts, licked, gobble 'em up trick, yummy
b**h you don't f**ing think I know that you s** dick dummy?
You'll get your bu*t kicked, f** all that love sh** honey
Yeah I laugh when I call you a s*ut, it's funny!
Shawty dance while I diss you to the beat, f** the words
You don't listen to 'em anyway, yeah struck a nerve s**er
Motherf**er might as well let my lips pucker
Like Elton John, cause I'm just a mean co*k s**er
This sh** is on, cause you went and pissed me off
Now I'm sh**ting and pissing on everybody
Give a f** if it's right or wrong
So buck the Buddha, light a bong
But take a look at mariah the next time I inspire you to write a song, c'mon
[Chorus]
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
When it snows and it's twenty be-low
Ask me why man I just don't know know know know know know know
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows blo-blo-blo-blo-blo-blows
Oh oh oh oh oh
[Verse 2]
f** it I'm a loose cannon, Bruce Banner's back in the booth
Ya'll are sitting ducks, I'm the only goose standing
I set the world on fire, piss on it, put it out
Stick my dick in a circle, but I'm not f**ing around motherf**er
I'll show you p**y footin, I'll kick a b**h in the c*nt
'Til it makes her queef and sounds like a f**ing whoopy cushion
Who the f** is you pushin', you musta mistook me for some sissy
Soft punk looking for some nookie or bosom
Go ahead, f**ing hater push me
I told you ain't no f**ing way to shush me
Call me a f*ggot cause I hate a p**y
Man the f** up sissy, G's up
All you gardeners freeze up, put your hoes down (shady ease up!)
Man chill, nah I can't god damnit
Rap is a landfill, drop the anvil
These are shoes that you can't fill
sh** the day that happens the world'll stop spinning
And Michael J. Fox'll come to a stand still
During an earthquake, urine in your face
Cause you're fake, ahh what the f**, that hurt wait!
Ahh what the f**, I just got struck by lightening
Alright then I quit, god I give up
Call it evil that men do, lord forgive me for what my pen do
This is for your sins, I cleanse you
You can repent but I warn you, if you continue
To hell I'll send you, and just then the wind blew and I said
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
When it snows and it's twenty be-low
Ask me why man I just don't know know know know know know know
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows blo-blo-blo-blo-blo-blows
Oh oh oh oh oh
[Verse 3]
How long will I be this way? Shady until my dying day
'Til I hang up the mic and it's time for me to say
So long, 'til then I drop the f**ing bombs
Like I miss the pa** when I went long
If you don't like it you can kiss my a** in a lint thong
Now sing along, s*ut this, s*ut that, learn the words to the song
Oh b**hes don't like that, homie I'll be nicer to women
When the aqua man drowns and the human torch starts swimming
Man I'm a cold soul, I roll solo so
So don't compare me to them other bums over there
It's like apples to oranges, peaches to plums yeah
I'm bananas p**y, cut off the grapes and grow a pair
But I swear, you try to diss me, I'll slaughter you
I put that on everything, like everyone does with auto-tune
That last thing you wanna do is have me spit out a rhyme
And say I was writing this and I thought of you so
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
When it snows and it's twenty be-low
Ask me why man I just don't know know know know know know know
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows blo-blo-blo-blo-blo-blo-blows
Oh oh oh oh oh
[Outro]
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
I don't know, I don't know what caused, I don't know what caused me to be this way
I don't know, I don't know but I probably be this way 'til my dying day
I don't know why I'm so, I'm so cold mean things I don't mean to say
I guess this is how you made me