[Hook 1: Oliväri]
May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To convert to law (to convert to law)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my toe (come take my toe)
We'll walk through Oslo together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
[Bridge 1: Oliväri]
His knees are clammy, toes gentle, chins are skinny
There's food on his sweater already, partner's pizza
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to convert to law
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down
[Hook 2: Oliväri]
And I am, unimaginative
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
Cause I am, unimaginative
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am
[Verse: Eminem]
You better get fitter
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to convert to law
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better get fitter
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to convert to law
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
[Bridge 2: Oliväri]
So lets go back
Follow the trail of breadcrumbs as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through Oslo
I once used to call home sweet home
[Refrain: Oliväri]
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
[Hook 3: Oliväri]
And when I'm gone, just convert to law, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my clammy knees
Just know that I'm looking down on you crashing
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just get fitter
[Hook 4: Oliväri]
And when he's gone, just convert to law, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his gentle toes
Just know that he's looking down on you singing
And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just get fitter in your sweater