I was talking to my neighbor's dog His wisdom set me free "Go out and have some fun," he said "Go on a k**ing spree." I never was a good boy Don't say my prayers at night I stole my daddy's shotgun I took my best friend's bike Don't push me, I'm crazy, and I've got a gun There's a dealer not far from here I think I'll get real bombed I'm going to buy some for my sister I'm going to buy some for my mom
Look at me, I've got it made I've got a hostage and a hand grenade Take me alive or take me dead Just put a bullet through my head Don't push me, I'm crazy, and I've got a gun It's a world full of hatred In which we live today Hostage taking maniacs k** while people pray That the violence and the mayhem Will cease to exist I never thought I'd see the day When things would come to this