Oh, McPherson is rehearsin'
And the bagpipes are reversin'
While McPherson is rehearsin' to swing
And from Edinburgh to Dundee
Every lad and every la**ie
Knows McPherson is rehearsin' to swing
Oh, I dinna care, said Sandy
If the elders now approve
I've a chick where plans are dandy
And I'm in a mellow groove
Now the bonnie bonnie la**ies
With the kilties on their cha**is
Have forgotten all about the highland fling
Young and old folks get together
And there's truckin' in the heather
When McPherson is rehearsin' to swing
Oh, I dinna care, said Sandy
If the elders now approve
I've a chick where plans are dandy
And I'm in a mellow groove
Now the bonnie bonnie la**ies
With the kilties on their cha**is
Have forgotten all about the highland fling
Young and old folks get together
And there's truckin' in the heather
When McPherson is rehearsin' to swing