I heard it’s supposed to be like 85 and sh**
No clouds, sunny. I’m not going to work
Yo I’m about to call my manager
[Verse: Anonymous]
Yo
I woke knowing that they were expecting me
Especially when I called in who else would it be?
Yeah it’s (Blah Blah) I’m not coming in I’m kinda woozy
Let me explain last night me and the wife had sushi
Had it for this first time, found out I’m allergic
My cheeks are all swollen and my tongue is this purplish-green
I’m burping and sneezing and peeing so I can’t come in
(nah just stay where you are.. Alright peace, I’ll see you tomorrow)
I’ll be there on time / If you think I’m coming in today you’re out of ya mind
I got cheese, crackers, grapes, and a bottle of wine
Sit back and recline with a lady of mine
[Hook]
Relax today, worry tomorrow
Ease Back, Live it up, that’s the motto
(Instead let me tell you what I’m gonna do)
Relax today, worry tomorrow
Ease Back, Live it up, that’s the motto
(Instead let me tell you what I’m gonna do)
[Verse: Raheem Jamal]
Yo…
I didn’t go to work today, yo I didn’t go to school today
Yo I’m acting like a fool today
I don’t care what you say
I should’ve did this yesterday, everyday
Technical, difficult, malt liquor sulk
Smoke just enough nickel puff to miss the bus
Simple stuff, yo I’m late for work
Really don’t give a uh, my boss a jerk
Maybe today I’ll call him up, draw his bluff
I’m not coming in what’s up? (Oh yeah)
Skip the suit and the ties and the bu*ton-up shirts
9 to 5 ain’t jiving / undermining my work
I can’t find myself if I ain’t got time for self
My music and my art is first (Remind yourself)
Then I’ll go and save the Earth…
Come back fill the page with a verse
Take a nap, go away it works
(So what you gonna do?)
Stay home and play in the dirt
[Hook]
Relax today, worry tomorrow
Ease Back, Live it up, that’s the motto
(Instead let me tell you what I’m gonna do)
Relax today, worry tomorrow
Ease Back, Live it up, that’s the motto
(Instead let me tell you what I’m gonna do)
[Verse: Raheem Jamal]
Every morning I wake up / Don’t wanna face stuff
Mad at my maker, committed to my paystub
40 hour week… my mind made up
(I’m not going to work… Insight! yo we have to wake him up!)
[Verse: Insight]
Ahh…9:30?!
I should’ve been at work I didn’t go to sleep early
I jumped out the bed and found a shirt that wasn’t dirty
And some mix-match socks…
Wait a minute where’s my keys?
The commute is a 40 minute journey
I took the phone cause he said that he’d heard me
Last night I had a burglary
I had laryngitis and, um, Raheem said he would work for me
Anyway I quit, make today my last day
I can’t stand the work, I don’t like the pay
Bills up to here (I still don’t care)
Tell em to wait in line until I find a career
Today I’m gonna chill, sit in the shade
On a lounge chair, co-sipping lemonade
[Hook]
Relax today, worry tomorrow
Ease Back, Live it up, that’s the motto
(Instead let me tell you what I’m gonna do)
Relax today, worry tomorrow
Ease Back, Live it up, that’s the motto
(Instead let me tell you what I’m gonna do)
[Outro: dialogue]
No matter what, the bills are gonna come
It’s 2 things you gon’ always have… taxes & bills
The bills are always gonna be there
Michael Jackson get bills!
It’s one of those days where you don’t even have to have a plan
It’s just better than work. Better than working!