Shaky cam
Enter the vulvic fission
C'mon, be a man
Assume the position
It's all right
Don't you worry
It don't bite
Film the waste
In 16 mm
Sprays the paste
Out of his willybeater
Take your time
Don't you worry
And don't forget to wear a jim hat
Oblivion's invention will have you on your knees
Beggin' for your mama - beggin' "Please, please, please, please, please"
A click of the remote, and you're buried deep inside
Don't even bother thinkin' 'bout your trying to hide
Oblivion's invention will rot your f**ing mind
Shards of TV tubing come out your behind
Comes a time
In a man's life when he
Must fulfill
His ultimate inner fantasy
Takes his time
Does not worry
It don't bite
Pay the fee
Not much when you consider
What you get
Tastes sweet and somewhat bitter
It's all right
Don't you worry
And don't forget to wear a jim hat
Oblivion's invention will have you on your knees
Beggin' for your mama - beggin' "Please, please, please, please, please"
A click of the remote, and you're buried deep inside
Don't even bother thinkin' 'bout your trying to hide
Oblivion's invention will rot your f**ing mind
Shards of TV tubing coming out your behind
Nothing ever happens on this motherf**ing show
But it seems there ain't no place to go...except hell
Pay-per-view
The introduction's near
Vapor glue
Sniff it and snuff films appear
Take your time
Don't you worry
It's all right
Pay the fee
Not much when you consider
What you get
Tastes sweet and somewhat bitter
It's all right
Don't you worry
And don't forget to wear a jim hat