I'm having a waking nightmare
I'm seeing colors in the sky
Everybody wants to know about me
But they don't know about my...
Big 'ol penis flopping around
It's 3 big feet of pleasure
Put it in your mouth, and put it in your vagine
Everyone's having a real good time when they're...
Hanging around my big floppy penis (giggles)
Can't quite stroke it really fast
Covering 3 feet of skin with your hand is not very easy...
Here's how fast I can jack my whole dick:
ah ah Ah Ah AH
That includes the back and forth motion
Lets do it again: Ah Ah
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
That's how fast I can jack my pin
Everybody thinks that they have seen
My Penis
But they haven't
Cause if they have
They'd sh** themselves
Everyone today believes in me they believe in you...
Everyone today they (random noises)
*Arin as he's leaving the room*
I have to poop
I have to poop too