(Intro)
Whooooo.... Sing it b**h!
Uh, C-Lance Motherf**ers!
Straight outta rehab Motherf**ers!
Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo
Verse 1:
I just got another
Case of the f** its
Tryna rid this debt
But I can't budget (budge it)
f** the french
I say buffet (buff it)
And f** your b**h
Blow my trumpet
Toot my horn
And then tug it
Laurens skirt
Im tryna get up it
It was uphill, HAHA
Now switch subjects
Ill start it off
With a discussion
Im the King and
Ill do a rain check (reign check)
Well Im dope
And I make sense
You're not ILL
Like safe s**
The King of Hip Hop
Defining greatness
Paid my dues
With my paychecks
When I f**
I don't use latex
Im only here cause
Y'all are basic
My only fear
Ill end up famous, Come on
(Chorus)
[Scratches] this for hip hop heads x2
[Scratches] everyone else f** your opinions
Verse 2:
Imma surfer
Then I watcher 8 mile
Only reason I rap
Is the .wav files
I won't whitewash
But Im afraid I will
Get blackmailed
Til I show great style
I get it
Most kids is wack
One thing you should know
This is Chad
Definition of
Spitting facts
Expositions bout
Giving Back
I write inverse 16 times backwards
I write in verse 16 lines faster
I got 16 rhymes mastered
I got 16 dimes battered
Tip your hat sir
Im f**ing ornery
In math
The teacher did a number on me
Ignorance is what
This country taught me
So spare some change
So I can money laundry, Come on
(Chorus)
[Scratches] this for hip hop heads x2
[Scratches] everyone else f** your opinions
Verse 3:
Im half-wit
And half stupid
Half prick
And half nuisance
Im wholesome
3-D and thats cubic
Beat you til you stop
Playing back music
Gat to your dome
Tim your sideburns
Chads in control
Of this cypher
Spit hot flows
Like a geyser
Flip hot coals, in the hole
With miners (minors)
Stop asking where my
Heads at
Cause when I write (right) hooks
My left jabs
Keep up peeps
My flow is exact
Whenever I pull up
Y'all step back
My slow watch is a
Set back
Late to my flight
Cause my jet lagged
Im so cold that
Time freezes
So nice I timeshare
My time pieces
(Chorus)
[Scratches] this for hip hop heads x2
[Scratches] everyone else f** your opinions
Outro :
Yo Im gonna ask you to sing with me... 1...2...3...
(Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, NaNa Nah, Nah)
(singing along in the background)
Is there an emcee doper than me?
(Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, NaNa Nah, Nah)
(singing along in the background)
Anyone out there f**ing with me?
(Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, NaNa Nah, Nah)
(singing along in the background)
No rappers are stepping to me
(Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, NaNa Nah, Nah)
(singing along in the background)
Can anyone match my expertise?
(Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, NaNa Nah, Nah)
(singing along in the background)
Will I ever go platinum?
(Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, NaNa Nah, Nah)
(singing along in the background)
HAHA Just kidding man. This b**h is like a magic 8 ball or something.Anyways get the f** outta here with the wack sh**. And step them bars up BOY!
(Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, NaNa Nah, Nah)
(singing along in the background)