[KRISTINE]
See, I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing
What I couldn't do was
I have trouble with the
It goes all around my
It's a terrifying
See, I really couldn't hear which note was lower or was
Which is why I disappear if someone says, "Let's start a
[AL]
Sing!
Note!
Throat!
Thing!
Higher!
Choir!" Hey, when I begin to
It's a cross between a
And a quiver or a
It's a little like a
Or the record player
What it doesn't have is
Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy
But I really couldn't
I could never really
What I couldn't do was Squeak!
Shriek!
Moan!
Croak!
Broke!
Tone!
Ding-a-ling
Sing!
Sing!
Sing! [AL]
Three blind mice
She's doing her best
Jingle bells, jingle bells
She gets depressed
[KRISTINE]
Three blind mice
It isn't intentional!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
It really blows my mind [KRISTINE]
But what I lack in pitch I sure make up in
And all my friends say I am perfect for the shower
Still, I'm terrific at a
Guys are comin' in their
I'm a birdie on the
But if I begin to
They say, "Who's the little
Going 'pong' instead of
And when Christmas comes and all my friends go
It is so dishearten-
It is so disquiet-
It is so discourag-
Darling, please stop answer-
See, I really couldn't
I could never really
What I couldn't do was
[AL]
Power
Dance!
Pants!
Wing!
Chirp!
Twerp!
'Ping'!"
Ning!
Ting!
Ging!
Ring!
Sing!
Sing!
[COMP]
Caroling [COMPANY]
Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-si-do
Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-si-do
La!
La!
[KRISTINE]
La!
La! [GIRLS]
Sing, sing
Sing, sing, sing, sing
Sing, sing
Sing, sing [BOYS]
Never sing a note
Please never
Never sing a note
Don't ever... [KRISTINE]
...Sing
[COMPANY]
Sing!