YOU'RE JUST A FOSSIL
A THING OF THE PAST
DUG UP FROM THE DIRT
AND STUCK BEHIND GLASS
UP ON YOUR PEDESTAL
UP ON YOUR STAND
GET A LITTLE HIGHER
WITH A HELPING HAND
ISN'T IT NICE, ISN'T IT GRAND
YOU SOON REALISE
YOU'RE ONE OF A KIND
YOU RISE IN VALUE
AS TIME GOES BY
AND NOW YOU'RE IN
GREAT DEMAND
PEOPLE COME AND SEE YOU
FROM ACROSS THE LAND
ISN'T IT NICE, ISN'T IT GRAND