Almost time to clock in The boys were bettin' That Joe wouldn't show Cause they had seen him over the weekend He had four new tires on that old Cadillac Betty the waitress and some clothes in the back A dashboard full of roadmaps to Mexico Yeah, Joe knows how to live He said, "Women were made to love Money is made to spend Life is something, buddy You will never live again" Oh, I've got to admit it Joe sure knows how to live And now they'll be down at the ocean He and Betty stretched out somewhere The only blue in his life Is the blue moonlight Bouncin' off Betty's blonde hair Woah, and I can just see 'em rollin' round on the sand I never thought I was a jealous man But when I think what he's doin' that I'm not
Oh, I'm jealous a lot He said, "Women were made to love Money is made to spend Life is something, buddy You will never live again" Oh, I've got to admit it Joe sure knows how to live Now Betty's back home with her mother Joe's back on the a**embly line But he brings in his pictures And his Mexican hat Just to remind us sometime Women were made to love Money is made to spend Life is something, buddy You will never live again Oh, I've got to admit it Joe sure knows how to live Yeah, I hate to admit it Joe sure knows how to live They would have fired me if I'd done that Another thing I don't see is how Betty got away from Mama You think Joe's wife knows about that yet?