Downer then a chick who likes to smoke
Punchlines are a joke
I hold vango in a chokehold
Talk about an artichoke
Left him gasping and deaf
This is a blank canva** with some extra zess
I'm out of this thermosphere
I'm earthbound like ness
Who else is left that I have to impress?
The girls who rejected me and your mother 2
Not singing the blues or adding auto tune
I'll just 1up you like a mushroom
I've sinned since coming out the womb
My name is edson
So problematic
Up to my old tactics
Scavenged broken pieces of myself and managed to fit them into a few minutes
Too bad I threw the glue into ocean
Frivolous thoughts go around like locomotion
Emotions are free flowin
Break you like styrofoam
Slicker then a comb
Growing from my plateau
Is that possible?
I'm possible
Roaming earth like Romulus
Penetrating the crust
I fly with the dusk
Whirl with the gust
I make minds discombobulate
Can't calculate the atomic ma** of this element
Bent hell til it stooped low enough for my level
Deeper then the pits you read about in the stories
You wouldn't want to know the thoughts I'm hoarding
Open endorphins until you overdose and need morphine
Lines so meaningful you look between the morphemes
I'm morphing into another coating
Lines so sick they have me spit freestyles in quarantine
The globe protected with hazmats
Make artists have Asthma attacks
Snap the synapse
And leave a huge gap
I gotta knack for disrupting the peace
Broke too many treaties
So don't attack me
Attack Germany
I give germs to many
So virulent like a poisonous scorpion
Play you like an accordion
Declare multiple wars like Napoleon
Acting like a historian
We know what happened in the BC and the AD but what about the ED?
Sudden lyrics come to my head
I grab my paper and pen
Write down whatever comes out
Write down whatever comes out
Swinging like de la Hoya
Modern day Casanova
Reality is sub rosa
Stab you in the soma
I know you want Moore of these tornado like rhymes like Oklahoma
I know what the bottom of the ocean looks like cuz of Noah's arc
Embark on this journey with me like Lewis and Clark
Cold as the polar dipoles in the arctic
Times are different
I'm causin jetlag
No wonder you're nauseas
I'm causing hypothermia to the minds that I rub
Cold as Jack Frost
Lyrics are embossed with mercury
Astronomical as the galaxy
k**ing rappers while listening to bohemian rhapsody
I don't approve the blasphemy of the music faculty
Men acting feminine and women acting like men
No wonder we gotta problem with androgyny
I'm a sitting bull with a wounded knee
Maltreated by the vicinities but they can't destroy me like law conservation of energy
A Myriad of ebullience
Immutable mojo that make hairs rise and brains bob
If I influence people this much I must be john locke
I'm an artist and a philosopher
My endeavors are never lackluster
Kind of unpopular but since when has that mattered?
I fornicate with your godmothers to create a holy child with the power to make flowers create photosynthesis without a pistol or chlorophyll
Negate the plant of life for it's nutrients so we have to live off each others oxygen
I illume the unlit idyll for the sakes of my survival
I've been in denial ever since i became my own rival
Stifling illustrations like michaelangelo
Climatic as beethoven's 5th symphony
The story from beneath the cap has to come back for its session of confliction
When it comes to voicing my mind
I write whatever comes out and say it without sanctions
Sudden lyrics come to my head
I grab my paper and pen
Write down whatever comes out
Write down whatever comes out