Chorus: Uncle Mr Washerman Ejoor sir, softly dey wash the babe o Kpe Uncle Mr Washerman Abeg na softly dey wash the babe o Verse 1 Hey stranger, hey pretty face Hey shorty with the hips & itty bitty waist Girl you dey cause damage, titty collision With a booty big enough to have its own religion [Oh Lord!] Pardon my manners, my attitude I'm quite the gentleman, I just lost it with you Crushing on you, lusting for you Don't put me on that Lagbaja P & tell me nothing for you Cuz I fit die Wait: I fit nearly die Well but I fit cry Wait: I fit nearly cry The point is e go pain me if you no follow me go So we can get it popping once a week, twice a day, then every night Now I could tell you what it, do who I am & what I do And everything I think will help me get with you And that's the truth But that's bull sh…, keep it between the both of us Lowkey, super lowkey, make e no for loss
Chorus Verse 2 I got a dollar and a dream, a dollar and a dream But tonight girl, it's you and I with two bottles of gin Or maybe half a bag of spliff, you should know what I mean I'm trying figure out the fastest way to get you out your jeans Now I ain't trying force you, no be say I dey ginger I got moves for days, in the sheets I'm a ninja Make you burn calories, work you out properly A pretty good rapper which means I'm sk**ed orally Don't mean to brag, but you know I'm bad Big feet, big hands, girl you do the math Let's take a ride, girl you know I drive You say you wanna come, then I make you arrive Whoa! No other man is greater than Me, I'm the best one that you a fi get around Your ex man is an ex, girl, he a just a hater man Me arms keep you secure, no other place is better than this Chorus: