Hook
Lions, Tigers, and Bears oh my!
Don't mind me for asking just asking why?!
Go High or don't go at all
These days good alibis are hard to buy
Liars, Cowards, and Crooks oh my!
Don't mind me for asking just asking why?!
Go High or don't go at all
These days good alibis are hard to buy
Good morning donkey kong! I I mean Viet Kong
I mean Vietnam I mean we've been gone
Meet and greet with a white sheet Saddam
Talking propaganda messaging a bong
Oh Geronimo! let's got to Guantanamo
Light up a Cuban and play a game of dominoes
Then vamonos why so monotone?
I thought it was a campground for those in search of marijuana smoke?
sh**, this is prison for terrorists? Are you on Facebook?
Are you a fan of your therapist?
Cuz there's this friend of mine writing a narrative
That needs a good ear to file share his embarra**ment
What a screw ball cartoon Zoolander
Who's after who? and who's changing who's pampers?
Oh dear! Life is a deer in head lights
Better hold on tight to them antlers
Hook
Lions, Tigers, and Bears oh my!
Don't mind me for asking just asking why?!
Go High or don't go at all
These days good alibis are hard to buy
Liars, Cowards, and Crooks oh my!
Don't mind me for asking just asking why?!
Go High or don't go at all
These days good alibis are hard to buy
Armed with a banana hand gun in a bandana
Marching to the bananza anthem in Santa Ana
How romantic! A cla**ic stand up
For 20 bucks, a pack of cigs and a can of Fanta
Put a hand up and do the Air-Jordan
Don't it feel good to support things that are unimportant?
I'm a finely groomed sportsman
So what am I not hot enough for a f**ing endorsement
These blue eyes sure could rob a lot of Porches
Straight off the fork lift, take to your porch
Call the cops then report it then report the loss in the morning
Collect insurance and that reward quick
Knock on your door extort you with the reward
And the Porsche and force a remortgage record it
Then report the reward stolen collect another reward
And an award of golden roses
Hook
Lions, Tigers, and Bears oh my!
Don't mind me for asking just asking why?!
Go High or don't go at all
These days good alibis are hard to buy
Liars, Cowards, and Crooks oh my!
Don't mind me for asking just asking why?!
Go High or don't go at all
These days good alibis are hard to buy
f** you and your gold chain swag
Your just a pound of dirt brown schwag
That's one seedy douche bag
I'd have to smoke you in a blunt just to get a headache
[Bonus Verse]
Go ahead and mega-hate. One day I'll levitate
And reap the benefits of a psychedelic lemonade
Good enough to get the first lady to demonstrate
A strip tease in her birthday suit for Ernest Hemingway
My life's a looping laugh track, I got jokes dummy
Oh you're ghost now? You're so post mummy
I'm so homerun, even on a road trip with no money
Still bounce back with a broke bungie
Could care less about your zodiac
I'm a leo leader of a free wheeling, free fall, freak show
Get sky or fly trying. Quit lying like you ain't trying
Fee fi fo fum, go high lion