Good evening, and welcome to eazy's playhouse
You stupid muthaf**a Now that you got the album
What the f** are you gonna do with it
b**h Easily I approach
The microphone because I ain't no joke
Tell your momma to get off of my tip
I have no time to give her my dick
I'm gonna hold it, and walk around the stage and
If you f** up I'm goin' to get my gauge and
Unload the barrel and laugh
'cause I'm puttin' lead in your mothaf**in' a**
Psychopathic, but the hoes are attracted
Because when I'm on hard, my dick's at least a yard
In the days of old, I was a nut
Now I need at least 3 hoes when I f**
'cause I do a check, nut 1 nut 2
Then I save a nut for when there's nothin' else to do
Get used to the crew, b**h, cause I would never quit
As soon as you think that's it I'm still talkin' sh** I told you that n***a was crazy
E boy, that's my boy, godamnit I got a fable that you need to listen to
It's a funky little rhyme about a b**h or a two
One's sharon and the other one shaun
I want to nut but which one do I want?
Shaun said eazy let me f** you blind
And sharon said e I want to blow your mind
I said f** it, I know what should be done
Just pull your panties down and I'll f** the biggest one
And then I get the
Other p**y put it in the freezer
So I can always have a on-hold skeezer
Yeah that's the ticket, I'll do it like that
So I told the hoes to take a big step back
Took the zipper down, eyes wide, and said
Here's what I'm gonna put inside
Grab it like a rabbit, grab it let's work it
But I won't love you when I'm done I'd still be talkin' sh** ... That boy'z good
Yeah that boy's good
That mothaf**a'z talkin' all kinds of sh**
I used to get p**y like eazy eric every day
You're mothaf**in' lyin'
How you know I'm mothaf**in' lyin'?
You're lyin', your dick can't get hard ..
Oh, s** my dick mothaf**a
n***a you lied
Who you're talkin' to..? Wait a minute, wait a minute, cut that sh**
Hey yo yella boy! wantcha rewind it! n***as don't see I'm a 100% legit
And you know it ain't about all that bullsh**
It's about f**in' this b**h and that b**h
But not the b**h with the 7 day itch, like that ho'
Just throwin' me the p**y
She says she wants to do it like a doggy
She's bad, nobody is badder
But she got more crabs than a seafood platter
b**h on the gank move, to skeaze me
Just to say "I got f**ed by eazy"
So I slapped the ho' like a pimp
Oi might be a woman-beater but I'm not a p**y-eater
So when the sh** hits the fan, it's outta my mouth
You don't like what I'm talkin' about?
All of ya'll can just s** my dick
You can quote me now cause I'm still talkin' sh** The boy's good, I told you the boy's good
The n***a has talent
You don't know a damn thing
Yeah, I like that part, bring that sh** back one more time, maestro
That's that old z.z. hill, huh?
I can do the mashed potato n***a, what can you do?
I can do the bugaloo
Bugaloo!? that old sh** been played out since 1967
Hey f** you, f** you