[Uncle Dolamite]
Come on over hunnie
and give your uncle Dolamite a kiss
[*kissing Sounds*]
well what you want baby?
[Baby]
Would you tell me a story?
[Uncle Dolamite]
You want me to tell you a story?
[Baby]
Hell yeah!
[Other Baby]
Me too!
[Uncle Dolamite]
Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story
about the bad a** Eazy E
he was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three
listen and listen well
he's a bad Muthafu-
[Mother]
Gimmie that god damn book!
here let me read you this one
Chrismas in Compton
it was a silent night, yes a holy night,
until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthaf**in' right?
[Carolers]
Deck the halls with balls of holy
tra la la la la la la la la
tis the season to be jolly....
[Eazy-E]
Merry Chrismas muthaf**a!
[*Gun Shots*]
Merry muthaf**in' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
while I'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe
now dashin' through the snow
in a candy red top 6-4
over the hills I go
laughin' at this hoe
nuts on rich and rings
makin' me feel right
oh what fun it is to know
that I'm gonna get this p**y tonight
so ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin' it all the way
oh what fun it is to watch her s** my dick this way
hey ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin' it all the way
oh what fun it is to nut, while she's s**in' my dick
oh yay!
tis the season to get busy
compton crime lick
and I'm smokin' on this stick.
[Santa]
Ho ho ho come sit on my face
I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas
ho ho.
[Menajahtwa]
I want a slay ride
a cd player
a fifty rum
she said slide down the chimney
in a pool of cum
a VCR on a set with one of
those p**no flicks
give that to rudolph the red nosed
reindeer
to that rum like a everlastin' gobstoper
give me a hump for his co*k will be
a party poppa
I dig a ho
crack a dough
by the north pole
I'm havin' f**in' in tha snow
I made him drop to his knees
yeah you know whats up
I said heres some candy canes eat'em up
???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.
[]
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
my two front teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
yo wheres ya rhyme tell me Buck Wheat.
[Buck wheat]
Buck wheat is a waskal
that's no Chrismas
and all the toys, boys and girls
f** ya wishes
I got happy over joy in this muthaf**a
no indo under my tree so Santa be a s**a
??? when I was young I was the only kid
who had enough guts to be
good ole hearin' on the East
I'd stay awake just to let america know
that Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
but all the f**in' bullsh** got played when I was five
years oh just stay young, bold datin'
singin' Silent Night Carolin' Recietin'
now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth
uncle Eazy be the ????
just spread me a leaf
little kids don't cry
when you find out the Santa Claus is just a f**in' lye.
[Eazy-E]
On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me
three pounds of indo
two birds of c**aine
and a A muthaf**in' K b**h.
[]
Eazy-E oh Eazy-E
show us how you treat those b**hes
I saw mommy f**in' Eazy-E.
[Eazy-E]
close the door little b**h
I'm gettin' these draws.
[]
I'm a tell my daddy if ya a** don't stop.
[Eazy-E]
I don't give a f**
I'm gettin' chrismas caught
ho ho ho and away I go.
[]
Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a ho
well wheres this ????
[Eazy-E]
Shut the f** up b**hes
and go back to sleep.
[]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
yo black I want a job
??? corn on the cob
but a n***a will eat them chicken, and
chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
whos climbin' in my window
smokin' up indo
my carin' and high make a high know
[*A lot of mumblin'*]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
yo black I want some cash
so I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.
[]
a rump pa pump pump
a rump pa pump pump
[Every One]
Merry Muthaf**in' Chrismas
Merry Muthaf**in' Chrismas
Merry Muthaf**in' Chrismas
and have a f**ed up new year (x4)
[Eazy-E]
You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!
[Mother]
And they all went to prison
and lived f**ed up lives ever after
The End