[uncle dolamite]
Come on over hunnie
And give your uncle dolamite a kiss
[*kissing sounds*]
Well what you want baby?
[baby]
Would you tell me a story?
[uncle dolamite]
You want me to tell you a story?
[baby]
Hell yeah!
[other baby]
Me too!
[uncle dolamite]
Yes hunnie i'm a tell you a story
About the bad a** eazy-e
He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three
Listen and listen well
He's a bad muthafu-
[mother]
Gimmie that god damn book!
Here let me read you this one
Chrismas in compton
It was a silent night, yes a holy night
Until mr. claus turned into santa muthaf**in' right?
[carolers]
Deck the halls with balls of holy
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be jolly....
[eazy-e]
Merry chrismas muthaf**a!
[*gun shots*]
Merry muthaf**in' chrismas and a ho ho ho!
While i'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe
Now dashin' through the snow
In a candy right top 6-4
Over the hills i go
Laughin' at this hoe
Nuts on rich and rings
Makin' me feel right
Oh what fun it is to know
That i'm gonna get this p**y tonight
So ring them bells, ring them bells
Shes takin' it all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch her s** my dick this way
Hey ring them bells, ring them bells
Shes takin' it all the way
Oh what fun it is to nut, while she's s**in' my dick
Oh yay!
Tis the season to get busy
Compton crime lick
And i'm smokin' on this stick.
[santa]
Ho ho ho come sit on my face
I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for chrismas
Ho ho.
[menajahtwa]
I want a slay ride
A cd player
A fifty rum
??? and i'm gonna cum
A vcr ???? some p**no flicks
Rudolph the red nose reindeer
??? like a everlastin' gobstoper
??? poppa
I dig a ho
Crack a dough
By the nuts oh
???? f**in' in tha snow
I made him drop to his knees
Yeah you know whats up
I said heres some candy canes eat'em up
???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.
[]
All i want for chrismas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, my two front teeth
All i want for chrismas is my two front teeth
Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat.
[buck wheat]
Buck wheat is a waskal
Thats no chrismas
And all the toys, boys and girls
f** ya wishes
I got happy over joy in this muthaf**a
No indo under my tree so santa be a s**a
??? when i was young i was the only kid
Who had enough guts to be
Good ole hearin' on the east
I'd stay awake just to let america know
That santa was a fake
I used to believe in saint dick when elvis was alive
But all the f**in' bullsh** got played when i was five
Years oh just stay young, bold datin'
Singin' silent night carolin' recietin'
Now all i want for chrismas is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth
Uncle eazy be the ????
Just spread me a leaf
Little kids don't cry
When you find out the santa claus is just a f**in' lye.
[eazy-e]
On the third day of chrismas my homeboys gave to me
Three pounds of indo
Two birds of c**aine
And a a muthaf**in' k b**h.
[]
Eazy-e oh eazy-e
Show us how you treat those b**hes
I saw mommy f**in' eazy-e.
[eazy-e]
Close the door little b**h
I'm gettin' these draws.
[]
I'm a tell my daddy if ya a** don't stop.
[eazy-e]
I don't give a f**
I'm gettin' chrismas caught
Ho ho ho and away i go.
[]
Oh saint nick got a dick like a ho
Well wheres this ????
[eazy-e]
Shut the f** up b**hes
And go back to sleep.
[]
Yo black what you want for christmas?
Yo black i want a job
??? corn on the cob
But a n***a will eat them chicken, and
Chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
Whos climbin' in my window
Smokin' up indo
My carin' and high make a high know
[*a lot of mumblin'*]
Yo black what you want for christmas?
Yo black i want some cash
So i can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.
[]
A rump pa pump pump
A rump pa pump pump
[every one]
Merry muthaf**in' chrismas
Merry muthaf**in' chrismas
Merry muthaf**in' chrismas
And have a f**ed up new year (x4)
[eazy-e]
You biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!
[mother]
And they all went to prison
And lived f**ed up lives ever after
The end