[Uncle Dolamite]
Come on over hunnie
And give your uncle Dolamite a kiss
[*kissing Sounds*]
Well what you want baby?
[Baby]
Would you tell me a story?
[Uncle Dolamite]
You want me to tell you a story?
[Baby]
Hell yeah!
[Other Baby]
Me too!
[Uncle Dolamite]
Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story
About the bad a** Eazy-E
He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three
Listen and listen well
He's a bad Muthafu-
[Mother]
Gimmie that god damn book!
Here let me read you this one
Chrismas in Compton
It was a silent night, yes a holy night
Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthaf**in' right?
[Carolers]
Deck the halls with balls of holy
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be jolly....
[Eazy-E]
Merry Chrismas muthaf**a!
[*Gun Shots*]
Merry muthaf**in' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
While I'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe
Now dashin' through the snow
In a candy right top 6-4
Over the hills I go
Laughin' at this hoe
Nuts on rich and rings
Makin' me feel right
Oh what fun it is to know
That I'm gonna get this p**y tonight
So ring them bells, ring them bells
Shes takin' it all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch her s** my dick this way
Hey ring them bells, ring them bells
Shes takin' it all the way
Oh what fun it is to nut, while she's s**in' my dick
Oh yay!
Tis the season to get busy
Compton crime lick
And I'm smokin' on this stick
[Santa]
Ho ho ho come sit on my face
I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas
Ho ho
[Menajahtwa]
I want a slay ride
A cd player
A fifty rum
??? and I'm gonna cum
A VCR ???? some p**no flicks
Rudolph the red nose reindeer
??? like a everlastin' gobstoper
??? poppa
I dig a ho
Crack a dough
By the nuts oh
???? f**in' in tha snow
I made him drop to his knees
Yeah you know whats up
I said heres some candy canes eat'em up
???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree
[]
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat
[Buck wheat]
Buck wheat is a waskal
Thats no Chrismas
And all the toys, boys and girls
f** ya wishes
I got happy over joy in this muthaf**a
No indo under my tree so Santa be a s**a
??? when I was young I was the only kid
Who had enough guts to be
Good ole hearin' on the East
I'd stay awake just to let america know
That Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
But all the f**in' bullsh** got played when I was five
Years oh just stay young, bold datin'
Singin' Silent Night Carolin' Recietin'
Now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth
Uncle Eazy be the ????
Just spread me a leaf
Little kids don't cry
When you find out the Santa Claus is just a f**in' lye
[Eazy-E]
On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me
Three pounds of indo
Two birds of c**aine
And a A muthaf**in' K b**h
[]
Eazy-E oh Eazy-E
Show us how you treat those b**hes
I saw mommy f**in' Eazy-E
[Eazy-E]
Close the door little b**h
I'm gettin' these draws
[]
I'm a tell my daddy if ya a** don't stop
[Eazy-E]
I don't give a f**
I'm gettin' chrismas caught
Ho ho ho and away I go
[]
Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a ho
Well wheres this ????
[Eazy-E]
Shut the f** up b**hes
And go back to sleep
[]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
Yo black I want a job
??? corn on the cob
But a n***a will eat them chicken, and
Chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
Whos climbin' in my window
Smokin' up indo
My carin' and high make a high know
[*A lot of mumblin'*]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
Yo black I want some cash
So I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash
[]
A rump pa pump pump
A rump pa pump pump
[Every One]
Merry Muthaf**in' Chrismas
Merry Muthaf**in' Chrismas
Merry Muthaf**in' Chrismas
And have a f**ed up new year (x4)
[Eazy-E]
You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!
[Mother]
And they all went to prison
And lived f**ed up lives ever after
The End