Fred, come to bed
Cause my Max had s** with his s**y ex
Oh Fred, come to bed,
Baby I will let your dreams come wet Oh Fred, come to bed
Baby you will get a love you never had
So Fred, come to bed
Oh my fantasy will drive me mad Oh Fred... Well I'm Max, I'm Max, baby don't be blue
Don't be worry, don't be sorry I come back to you
Just one more night with poor old ex
She's only lonely, and we don't have s**
I'm Max, Max, Max
Baby please stay cool and just relax
I'll soon be back, but if you feel sad
Just go and talk to my friend Fred I'm Max, I'm Max and I trust in Fred
Babe, he's the best friend I've ever had
It's Fred, it's Fred, Baby just call Fred
And anything you ever wanted you will get
Call Fred, Fred, Fred
And you will find it's not so bad
It's just one night babe you'll get through
Tomorrow I'll be back with you Oh Fred
Now come to bed
Oh my Max had s**
With his ex last night
Cause he loves her a** and tits
So I'm tellin' you Fred
Come into my bed
If you don't I will call up Fritz Oh Fred... Come to bed