Can you feel the news today?
Got it straight – from the TSA
Protecting us from us
With legal airport – rubber glove lust
You may feel the urge to squeal
For Uncle Sam – they'll cop an extra feel
Before I fly to Bangkok
They want to see - my hairy wang and rocks
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How can I show
Distain for this deed?
I'm not a terrorist
And I'm all out of weed
Soon, they'll see me naked
On a teleprompt screen
Time to get an erection
Give them a reason to scream
You think you're in control
I'm not your average hellion
What I've got in my pants
Will lead a new rebellion
Take – a – look – at – this!
My co*k displays it's might
Fuelled by thoughts
Of the strip-joint last night
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I heard you yell it right out loud
Can you see it – standing tall and proud
Can you see it's pulsing vein?
Can you smell – the hooker from baggage claim
The call over the TSA's best
He's big and black – his hands are on my chest
He pats me down and slaps me around
He thinks behind my balls – I hid a couple rounds
How can I show
Distain for this need?
I'm not a terrorist
And I'm all out of weed
Soon, they'll see me naked
On a teleprompt screen
Time to get an erection
Give them a reason to scream
Why is this allowed?
Who gave them a pa**?
They seem to think that I can
Hide a shotgun in my a**
I-think-next-time
I'll hide it with a sock
They seem to think that I can
Blow the plane up with my co*k