I was sailing along till the boom damned boomed me
A Dove how i'd love to be a book and a movie
Too complex to tie a gosh darn clove hitch
Knots when the knots past, make sure it holds ship
Cold gets lone, home, talisman of love
Is the anchor that i need and from the people that i run with
Fun gets air dry, hobby turns to ''oh sh**''
Pretty sure i'm not alone stranded in the ocean
What, what what is that?
I gotta flair gun, air horn, some nice slacks
And it's probably the loch ness thats on my mind
My boat, probably should go take a nap or smoke
This is what we do this is how we act
Gotta make air last from this capsized gap
Sneak out the hatch , and swim real fast
While this a**hole snack on dads cat boat mast
(sfx) Kerplunk, ker smash
Grab gear to f** sh**, gun flares attack
Never had to a k** a beast defeat for my life
First time , not trying to get eat and die
(creature roar)
Oh! it sees inside
Well theres not much time now for piece of mind
Hey f**er - you can choke on this new food
Here goes nothing, you ain't Cthulhu
How the hell am I gon' make it
Losing light and speed and strength
I never thought id be battle worn
Never thought that i would die
Well, here it goes, nothing, one last stretch
And here it goes, nothing, cheating d**h
I'm seeing the, glimmer but my lungs
Won't let me rise up to the task