(I just ha[[Goldchain ends]]-ppen to have this masterball!) Yeah....Uh huh....(*A MASTERBALL!*)
[Abgohard]
Got my pokeballs and sh**. Gotta muthafuggen backpack-got sum sizzors. Ha ha ha!
Gomyjournalinthismuthafuggawhatsgood!? Where da poke'dex at yo? Yo lemme see this n***a Oak?
Lemme get a muthafuggen poke'dex
Lemme holluh at these b**hes while I'm doin' it at the same time n**uh! Get on my bicycle.....
Yeah. Uh huh. Yeah. What? Nuh!
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I'm just a young n***a from Pallet Town [Auh!]
I'm try'n get a fuggen pikachu [Auh!]
Evolve that muthafugga to a Raichu-hoo-hoo
Gimme a new Squirtle! Cuz I Luv Blastoise that n***a mad swag
And Iwanttof**n***as up with...Sizzor! n***a whatcha doin n***a better come next door to the flow
Cuz you know not-ta come close, cuz I got that elektabuzz
I will shock yo a**! Shock you b**h! The Muthafugen blast from!
Yes you got it dugtrio n***a, I got all the pokemon
And b**h you can't eat no Fritos
I got all them too, and I got all yo b**h and I got them Jordan shoes
So I'm stomp'n on da face b**h! Yuh-know how imm spitten
I'm living every place I'm about to come through your homes you better hide them in a different place b**h!
OOooooooooo...
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[/abgohard]
[MIKE P]
What...what...i said..what the f**...what the f** am I getting into?
Like a blind trap? Or a blind bat
Lemme hear the sonar coming off the tap, the tap is what I am
Spilling out you know, like forever and sh**?
When you just pay me with plenty with pletheravish
That's a word that you don't know!
So I'm just gonna pretend rock it better than your shows, or my shows...
I doze off at my own shows. I like to sleep
I'm not like Petrow, I'm crippn with the creeps
And uh, I know you're just silly, cuz that's what I am
Cuz real recognize real, and fake recognize fake
Now take my hand, so I can shake it, just break it off
So I can prove to your that your neighbor are f**'n soft
Awww..that's not what I like to hear
I like to say cheers, and knock beers together
And make sure the years go by faster when you hear-en the new ball drop
This is what call'n and called shots?
Watch! Me, like it's made of gold
But I'm telling no time, cuz it's out the window yo
So I could just make a little punch line at lunch time
Make sure that I rush rhymes faster so that you can't even here subliminal messages like -yesnerp-
Making sure that I just dip with jerks
And sh** hurts my heart a little bit when I'm just running through a place where you don't know
It start with a W and ends my last name
So why don't we just keep on starting, and then stop the stopping when I'm rocking?
Shocking, your tops, what is that, I don't care
Cuz clocks on cops can't make sure that they stop...
....what does that even mean??
[/MikePetrow]
[/MIKE P]
[Abgohard]
Yeah.....and I just caught a Garydos motherfugga, fu*k WIT IT. Muthafuggas can't f** wit dis Garydos...level 60 in this b**h. I will f** up all yo n***as pokemons. yo y'all pokemons can't fu*k WITH MY GARYDOS ni**a. Got a level 80 Pidgeot n***a f** with a n***a yo Pidgeots on deck yo. Got 4 of them b**hes yo. 4 Pidgeots n***a and and yall n***as yo yo yo n***a got an Onyx in a muthafuggen... t...t.. n***as on stash
The onyx on stash. AND YOU KNOW WHAT LEVEL HE IS and you know what level my onyx be n***a YOU CANT fu*k WIT DAT sh*t. and I got a alakazam. And I got a alakazam. Kadabra ain't you...y...yall n***as got Kadabras but n***a we got alakazam n***a. we teleport in yo a** b**h! In yo b**h a** n***a in yo b**hes a**...not yo a** b**h...yeah
[/abgohard]