[Verse 1: Int Eighty] Here's the facts of the matter, see, kick all the fallacy A long time ago, in a far away galaxy Clone war in zone four, deploy the battle team Shattered dreams, scheme on a plan to beat Palpatine Jump for joy for your choice in the splendor Or ignore the problem, like Anakin's mentor (Anakin's mentor?) The rights I defend for Put Reeboks on Ewoks and still invade Endor Blasters, pitchforks, no need to distort Import a new warrior to k** Sith Lords It's outer space, so quit staying indoors We been poor, you dick [bore?] (What's a dick for?) Starships, cruisers, all meet defeat (It's a trap!) So what it's a trap? Destroy the whole fleet My R2's juiced on Pentium thousands A million birds couldn't catch Millenium Falcons Tatooine junkyards, looking for centaurs Lightsaber mishaps with Darth Vader head scars Penalty from referees, handing out red cards Energy crash from the blast of a d**h Star Calculate flight needs, starships behind me Times three, might make the jump into lightspeed Intergalactic chin-check playa' I turn down a blind date with Princess Leia So what do you think, R2? I did too! No, for real Her brother tried to set me up with her! Whatever [Verse 2] Too much pressure, they all might crack Strike the Empire, Empire Strikes Back It's the jump-off every time that the sabers draw Later y'all, outsource the force to the Dagobah Come behind like you trail in the game Luke k**ed his dad, he didn't fail at the cave We all need leaders, Yoda guides you The Jedis extinct, Yoda died too Go prove the subject, a grown fool would love it
Right to the Knights of the Old-school Republic Battle historian, valedictorian I enflame my veins with some fat midichlorians Heat it up fast, that's why i'm cookin' more Book a tour, these aren't the droids that you're looking for Wrestle control, the Empire's vice grip Rhyme sick, that's just an old Jedi mind trick The pro with the target sites [?] the hardest mics Hibernate sickness like I'm frozen in carbonite From the Hoth system all the way into Michigan Double-cross juggernaut Lando Calrissian I mean, for real How was Lando Calrissian the ruler of the Cloud City? Dude's name is "Lando" Wouldn't someone like "Skywalker" make more sense? Shut up [Verse 3] Return of the Jedi, take a few notes Star Wars, Part IV, here's A New Hope Unfreeze Solo, and look, they don't notice yet Grow a set, slam when I shoulder check Boba Fett Overhang projectors, strangle the protectors Telling all pilots to angle their deflectors Force stays everywhere like serial stalkers Marathon sprints for Imperial Walkers It's more frightening to shock through the ocean Force lightning like Tom Cruise and Oprah Blasters to stun, and wonder who shot ya The most famous Wookiee by the name of Chewbacca Jawas, droids, swarm when the light's warm High score, all sorts of alien life forms Obi-Wan's bygones tie on to Qui-Gon Who pushed 24s when he rolled in his Scion Leia had her mother's good looks and it's prominent Natalie Portman's genes must be dominant Alderaan, Naboo, it's down to the wire You try conducting a sand people choir